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Peeka-no.

A verbal expression of annoyance over the patronising, imbecilic nature of parents who believe that holding their hands over their face immediately turns them invisible, and that removing their hands and then proceeding to say peekaboo, will amaze and shock the audience (often young children) into believing their parents are talented magicians who have an unbelievable power to disappear off the face of the Earth and then miraculously reappear.

*Baby looks in awe at spastic parent making goo-goo, ga-ga sounds*

Daddy: Aaaaaaaaaaa-Peeka-!

Baby: Peeka-no. Your face is behind your hands, I'm all over your damn trick Dad.

by Zigabub December 17, 2013


Vagina

The Main doors to heaven, where the mountain of pleasure is situated. The mountain of pleasure is where sudden earthquakes can occur when stimulated by tourists.

Can I have a look in your vagina?

by Zigabub December 17, 2013

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Sag Bag

A large satchel like area situated below the stomach region, where excess (often wrinkly) fat is placed, in a hopeful attempt to hide away the unattractive overproduced skin. Elderly and obese women usually possess this kind of bodily object.

So not to defeat the purpose of looking skinny in my skinny jeans, i squashed the flab at the end of my stomach into my trusty sag bag.

by Zigabub December 17, 2013

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So Dinosaur

Describes an antique like product of any sort, such as someone elderly, elderly people posessions, or just some old shit you found somewhere. I dunno.

Maaaaan dat G-string is so dinosaur Grandma!

by Zigabub March 9, 2014

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