bi-techual

One that is equally enamoured with Android and Apple devices and uses both according to their strengths enjoying the innovations of either device without being a fanboy of either.

I am bi-techual because for what I love about Android I have an android device and for what I love about iOS I own an iOS device. I am not a fanboy of either and I choose to enjoy both worlds

mmanu

To Prematurely ejaculate on a woman who was expecting mind-blowing, eye-rolling, toe-curling sex. A word originating from the Bulawayo region of Zimbabwe named after the guy(A contraction of eMMANUel) that inflicted this travesty on the girl he had worked up into a frenzy with too much conversation that he couldn't backup even the littlest action. He claimed over excitement as his defence.
E.g. I finally gave him the time of day and the jerk pulled a mmanu on me.

It can also be used as a verb. To ejaculate in a stupid way

Pulling a mmanu on a horny woman is cruel and unusual punishment.
We tried to have funch and he mmanued all over my skirt.