Shave the Ass

see Three Layer Approach.
Usually done on Saturday Nights.

It is saturday and my ass it like astroturf. I strip metal with that motherfucker. Time to shave the ass.

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stink

a fuss

Oh she has to make a big stink about everythin!!

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shmuy

synonym for pussy, snatch, cunt, love box, "The Hole", twat, "The Grand Canyon", or vagina

"You are such a fucking shmuy."

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The Technique

A system perfected by JP for the oral pleasure of a woman. involved "stirring the pussy with a finger" and giving the clit a "blow job."

Damn, JP did the technique on that woman and almost knocked her out. She came so hard, her head turned purple and her pussy pucker for an hour.

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spatter

to cum unexpectedly

sorry honey i didnt mean to spatter in the cereal

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macau

Macau SAR of China was a Portugese colony from the 16th century to 1999. It is one of the most open economies in the World according to the IMF.Also known as Las Vegas of the East.

Catch a boat from HongKong and you will be in Macau in two hours.

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