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A situation in Chess when a knight can move in all 8 spaces
ne3 octopus knight lol
A portmanteau of Willy Wonka and Wanker, used for someone who eats absurd amounts of chocolate
Person 1:*eats a whole bag of M&Mâs*
Person 2:You willy wanker, stop eating so much, go touch some grass
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Hi - my name is Vlad
you might say that I am bad.
But really Iâm quite nice
if you look into my eyes
Angry and calm
patient and eager
Maybe not an emperor but
a top notch leader
Just kidding - Iâm the best.
I am the dj, I donât dance
The beat is mine, the tune is mine.
Iâm cool â I am ice
I roll the dice.
My heart is, COLD
my moves are, BOLD
never get, OLD
I save the â WORLD
Did you know? I save reporter from tiger attack
I drive Formula One car on the race track
I test long Bridge with truck, I fight jiu jitsu with one hand on my back.
I hit the puck, I make ice crack, I never pull back and never slack, I am cold like Jack
I love the Beatles, from london to ostankino tower
Strawberry fields, forever â forever in power
Ja Geroi,
If want this track live b**ch, I will play in Bolâshoi,
I love my haters, I keep them close when they strive,
From the bottom of my heart I wish theyâre safe and alive.
Our plains are endless, our men are strong versuri.us
We have beautiful women and, i tell you, theyâre never wrong
I⦠love my transformers(voice off LGBTQprst), they are very tender,
Putting their carrots in blenders,
inventing new genders.
My heart is COLD, my moves are BOLD
Never get OLD. I save the WORLD.
Person 1: Bad History: Putin
Person 2: My Heart Is Cold
Person 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8 in a choir: BAAAAAALLLLLLLLLSSS
What Pangaea should have been called
History teacher: pangaea used to be a superconti-
annoying ass kidð¤: Actually sir, its americoafroantarcticaustraloeurasia
People who pronounce the sound "il" like "el"
Ex. Ellegal
Person 1: I love Ellinois
Person 2: *pulls out a fucking shotgun* you ell minded worgjhlaiwr;filaerhguwre.ghapeurhflusdhflishgiulareghsluaerghlesurghsufgilsuerglghlseiruh