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it's is the water of a cooked asparagus. it is said if you take a sip, you will look and actually be 5 years younger. great for people who say they're 2 times younger than their actual age. use at your own discretion.
"want some asparagy water?"
"ew no you weirdo"
water from cooked asparagus
per sip you become and look 5 years younger
GREAT for old
"omg wtf are u drinking"
"asparagy water i don't want to lie online anymore"