cabbage

A slightly dazed and confused guy from Canada.Survives mostly on pizza and rice.Wears a tinfoil hat and falls asleep at strange intervals.

"Man you are the cabbage!"

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artichoke

A shapely,sexy girl with gorgeous eyes and a sweet smile.A rare find as there is only one documented and verified artichoke in the whole world.Has a slight tendency to be a pain in the ass.

"Holy moly...that artichoke is hot!"

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cabbichoke

A small undeveloped vegetable created by combining an artichoke and a cabbage.

"Artichoke and Cabbage went to Ireland and got knocked up, nine months later there was a Cabbichoke"

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