Having your girlfriend give you a blowjob while you're immersed in the breathtaking world of Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Rob: Hey, I heard Jake got his girl to give him a rimjob while he was playing last night.
Bill: That lucky sonofabitch! And we have to cover our crotches with steak sauce and get the neighbor's dog!
Rob: Uh... I'm pretty sure that's just you.
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