shit shoulder

Carrying the shit on your shoulder.

My parent's shit fell on my shoulders. Now I walk around with a shit shoulder.

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shit dance

The little dance you do when deciding to shit in the ultra gross public outhouse or walk the half mile to the clean indoor shower/toilet building at your favorite campground. You can't hold it anymore and succumb to the outhouse, surrounded in putrid stench.

Every morning I have to do the fucking "Shit Dance". If only i could wake up a little earlier.