Sir Onley

In reference to onley's leasions, the presumed and rather contraversial brain damage occured by the over-use of dis. anaethtics such as ketamine dextromethorphan nitrous and a few others.

I know all about Sir Onley... uhmm, now what exactly was the question?

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leicaphile

A person who takes photographs exclusively with a Leica.

If one claims to BE a leicaphile, he is likely a dirty old man, possibly retired and rich, who enjoys taking candid shots of women's bums and call it street photography. Often with no concern for photographic image making, only exploitation of beautiful women wearing thongs as they bend over accidently revealing their undergarments.

OMG, did you see that leicaphile? He must have taken eight shots of that woman! What a pervert!

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btal

bufftingaling - person hu iz gd lukin or buff

zoe - "omg iznt ?????????? sucha btal?"
jenny- "yh omg i no hes sooo fine"

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dance metal

Basicly use to describe stuff which is today being called industrial, such as Rammstein and KMFDM.

I happen to like KMFDM, but I call it dance metal when people say it's industrial. (usually meant sarcasticly)

KMFDM is not industrial, its, its, ... dance metal.

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Gothic

i think people on this definition are mistaking gothic with alternative, a movement which took place in the 1990's.

gothic really isn't about individuality, that is more of a side effect.

PS: Justin Timberlake? Come on, you folks spend WAY too much time thinking about boy bands.

Rejection of conventional rules which originated from victorian social dogma, not the acceptance of diversity.

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nikonian

A person who photographs with a Nikon camera, and is convinced it's tha bomb. In reality, Nikon has been really slipping in optical performance since the mid 1970s. Today, even Canon and Olympus Zuiko are pulling well ahead in technical specifications.

Plus, the results are usually pretty bland.

only a nikonian would be convinced that a $150 lens is "top of the line"

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canonite

A person who takes photographs with a Canon camera. These people usually think that features out-weigh optical quality. They will buy a $1200 body, and slap a cheap lens on it, and a cheap flash. But they feel that the $1200 body they bought will save them from their poor optical choices.

I got this cool Tamron lens, it was only $150, and it's a 2.4/24-80. Good thing i shoot canon!

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