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Linda

There are many Linda's but this specific one is a different Linda. A snake if you may. A snake that slithers into your life and pretends to be your friend until it's already too late. Linda will try to penetrate your friend groups and attempt to take them as her own. Even though most people will see right through this terrible creature some won't realize until Linda already has her slimy skin wrapped around them.

P1: Hey who's that?
P2 : Some chick named Linda
P1 : Oh fuck that shit. Mfs a snake innit

by ZoinkersScoober November 28, 2021


Fat Bitch

In this case my fat bitch. A woman who's thicc, beautiful and caring. And actually let's me call her a fat bitch

I love my fat bitch

by ZoinkersScoober December 30, 2020

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