Email Sonar

Using transmitted email to determine if someone is out of town, mostly used in business.

"It looks like Bob is out of town. I used email sonar to see if he had an out of office notification configured. He will be back next week."

Ninja Fog

The act of directing ass-air towards your adversary’s nose while simultaneously emulating your favorite Bruce Lee move.

Ripping one in a meeting room, performing the ass Judo and exclaiming "Awwwwww! Ninja Fog!" then bowing in respect.

Deep Tissue Dutch Oven

The inhalation of anal emissions via an ill-placed CPAP machine.

Moved the CPAP box too close to my ass last night and gave myself a deep tissue dutch oven.