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Meat Straw Souffle

When a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man until her pussy is complete sagginess. The man then pisses inside the vagina until orgasm.

"hey i gave my girl a nice Meat Straw Souffle last night, her pussy was flooding with piss"

by Zoku March 20, 2013


Plowjob

When your girlfriend smothers her period blood on your dick and she sucks it off

A Plowjob is when a girl takes out her tampon and drains the blood on your dick and sucks it.

by Zoku February 12, 2013

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Crazy Crazy Max Attack

When a dwarf goes mental

When a dwarf does a Crazy Crazy Max Attack on Darlon, he sends him to the hospital

by Zoku February 12, 2013


Surprise Motherfucker

When a black dude approaches you unexpectedly

" Surprise Motherfucker" .... "oh shit dude you scared me!"

by Zoku February 12, 2013

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