Trunk Show

1. Used to describe a meat sale out of the back of someones trunk, typically loads of mackerel from anywhere in Nova Scotia. (See: Mustard Tiger or Phil Collins)
2. A sexual innuendo inyerendo referring to the admittance of a rear entry to the fuck party you are about to have with your significant other.

1. Hey babe, want to have a trunk show later? Just snagged a bunch of mackerel! Gonna make some chedda!
2. Hey babe, want to have a trunk show later? That ass is looking penetrable today!

Cock full of dew

When you sleep outside for the night and wake up to wet morning wood. Were you raped? Only by nature.

Carl: Hey Brad! My wiener is wet, did you rape me last night?
Brad: Bruh you just have a cock full of dew! You passed out in the grass after the party.

Spicy Enema

When you take a fifth (or any alcoholic beverage) and pull er in the out chute to get the goods straight to the main vein. AKA: Butt chuggin

Barry: Hey man, Jim is fucked up and he just got to the party!
Mike: Yea.. as soon as he got here he gurgled up a spicy enema! He's wasted!

Muddy Sprinkler

When you want a spicy enema (butt chugg), but you dont want to get wasted... you just want a nice tingling sensation in your innards, you grab a diet coke and a few mentos. Carefully place the mentos in your mudslide, once inserted start shaking a two liter of diet coke, open the top and sit on the bottle in one swift motion then wait for the fireworks to begin! Dont pull off too soon, because your partner can drink that up! Two girls one cup? Nah two people, one two liter... and a couple mentos. Enjoy!

Sue: Bill, grab the diet coke and mentos.
Bill: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Sue: I want you to drink my ass pop tonight.
Bill: Aye Baby! It's Muddy Sprinkler time!

koala kisses

When you touch your butthole to your significant other's butthole and a puckering sound is made

Hey yo Jerry, you better pucker up cause I'm gon' give you some koala kisses tonight!

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