Abercrombie and Fitch

Abercrombie and Fitch is a store that, ironically, advertises their highly-priced clothing with shirtless men. This suggests that if you buy their products you will look like the model who works his abs for hours each day. Sadly, buying an Abercrombie product will NOT make you look like that model. Buying Abercrombie (A&F) clothes makes people feel hot and prestigious, even if they're not.

Popular products include:
1. Jeans with lots of tears in them.
2. Shirts and sweatshirts with a moose on them.
3. Clothes that boldly say "ABERCROMBIE" or "A&F" or some other advertisement for the company.
4. Regular clothes like tank tops, jackets, jeans, bathing suits, scarves etc. They can sometimes be cute. However, none of the clothes products are particularly interesting or eye-catching. There are no fun patterns or colors, and nothing is unique.

Important Note: Abercrombie was recently sued for only hiring based on looks: slender, fake-tanned, white, pretty, athletic type (etc) young adults. The idea of A&F is to attract customers with the hot people who ring up your purchase or unlock the dressing room for you.

Thought of a guy driving by an Abercrombie and Fitch billboard: "WOW. That man has killer biceps! If only I shopped at A&F more often, I'd look like that hot model, and get all the chicks."

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