Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.

"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."

Conservatism

The belief that there is a massive worldwide conspiracy put forth by the vast majority of journalists, historians, doctors, scientists and teachers that can only be thwarted by a few plucky oil barons, corporate lobbyists and their billionaire allies.

Thank God for conservatism: people with financial interests against research and learning would never lie to me!

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