Squawnky

A form of racing by which midget clowns head towards a finish line on unicycles while dueling with lightsabers.

I watched a Squawnky the other night. It was entertaining.

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Die Hasen

Also known as 'The Bunnies.' Die Hasen is characterized as a God-like species that in modern society rules the world in secret. All organizations, governments, and humans fall to their whims and bow to their will. The leader, or as we call it, "God", is known as the Easter Hasen. The way in which Die Hasen is worshiped is through constantly yelling 'DIE HASEN' at whoever is near you.

They're coming! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN! DIE HASEN!!

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