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The church that everyone should be praising so you aren't a victim of vehicular manslaughter in front of an orphanage.
Be alert at all times for a car if you dare disobey.
Yo, the new yoinky sploinky church has opened up across the street
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the kind of guy to not give a fuck about anything, and can just walk into a place unoticed and unheard
WHY ARE YOU IN MY BATHROOM ZOWL
Todd is 243 years of age.
He loves to do human things, like drink water, Consume supplements, and many more
Todd Enjoy's the presence of Humans and the sounds they omit from their mouth holes.
Todd also Runs a Church on the side, where his loyal Subject prays for his kindness.
Join Toddism or your heart is going to be eaten by todd in the middle of night.
Todd also has a massive cock usually 25 inches long
Person 1 Have you heard of todd?
Person 2 Yes, he's a real Homie G
Person 3 I haven't hear of todd who is he?
Person 1 Oh no. Todd is now going to come beat you to death..
*Todd arrives*
TODD WHOS THE FUCKER WHO DOESN'T ENJOY MY RELIGION
Person 2 THAT BITCH THERE
Person 3 *Fearful* NO PLEASE WAIT AAAAH-----