Big Time Rush

Big Time Rush Is A Potty Boy Band... In Which They Sing Songs With Lyrics That Don't Make Sense /Or Are Childish. New lyricists Maybe Hired If Under 5 Years Old.

A Breakdown Of The Members:
Kendall Pottysapa Muffin Man John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt - The ugliest member who gets the most attention in the group and foresees the future of his band as good but it is not as they headed for a much needed breakup --- THEY SHIT.
James Forethessy Diamond - The ugliest member in the group who matches his face with Kendall's smelly feet. Also is the real son of the guy who acted like Gustavo who is some weird kid that they say the name of in the ads.
Carlos Pompom Pena - The ugliest member in the group and loves being stupid who loves to portray his realistic personality on tv that he carries outside of his show as well. (recently lost his helmet -- going crazy, went to grandma's house to get peace.)
Logan Hortance Henderson - The ugliest member in the group thinks he's smart but is not. He went crazy after he say this sentence: Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. Mindblown that is was correct grammar and and English correct sentence.

Baffled by the sentence above they BTR group grew so much jealousy towards British boybands, soaked in their jealousy they peed their pants and retired.

Toby Maguire: I hate BTR
Henri: Big Time Rush is soiled
Rusher1: I love, and Big Time Rush is Potty
Rusher2: Me too... I eat their shit all the time!!
Rusher1: Me Too! Right on!!
Rusher2: Yaaaas!! Big Time Rush!!! Yaaaas!!!!
Directioner: Who even?

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