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S'moregasm: verb: When reaching climax a man simultaneously shoots his nut and takes a shit.
Most often happens while getting a blumkin
Suzy was giving me a blumkin this morning and I had a s'moregasm
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It's like Tiger Blood. Only faster!
In order to out party Charlie Sheen you better have cheeta blood.
A woman so old she should be extinct yet still out hunting meat.
That chick I banged last night was a complete sabertooth
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Pre Cougar is a hot chick between 32 - 34 that dates younger men. A women working on here cougar game so she can hit the ground running when she hits cougar status
The minor league for upcoming cougar super stars
Guy 1: How old is that Brady McElaney chick.
Guy 2: Like 33
Guy 1: Man she is such a pre cougar
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