Poopdar

Poopdar is the ability to sense even the faintest of fecal odors. Poopdar, similar to gaydar, gives the possesor an advantage over those he or she may be in company with. An individual with Poopdar can successfully spot someone who has soiled themselve from a minimum of 50 feet. Poopdar affects 1 in 10,000 and is currently being researched my the US Military & NASA.

"Oh Snap, my Poopdar is going off like a mother F'r! I think that bitch crapped her pants yo!"

Hoarked

Commonly used to discribed the aftermath of a particular chain of events that goes from bad to worse. Generally speaking, said chain of events are more often then not unrepairable. Thus leaving all parties involved "Hoarked".

You've got to be kidding me! What else could go wrong?! This shit is all hoarked up!

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