Rose and froze

When you get a boner (literal or figurative) for someone, then find out something really disappointing about them and the (literal or figurative) boner stops dead in its tracks.

"Man, that girl was so hot, but I found out she chews with her mouth open. I rose and froze."

Clit cache

The female equivalent of a spank bank.

I love "Magic Mike." Joe Manganiello is definitely in my clit cache!