Jesus himself

When an event or person is so godly or amazing that the only way it could be possible is if they are Jesus himself.

Dude that guy over there has picked up every girl all night..........without even talking to them!!!!!!??!!!!

-Jesus himself-

My friend robbed the biggest bank in the world using only a ballpoint pen!!!!

-Jesus himself-

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F.A.I.L

Many ppl don't realize that fail is an anagram for

F-ing
Awsome
Initial
Lose

Guy# 1-dude my teacher is really hot

Guy# 2-darn i gos stuck with some old lady

GUY # 1-F.A.I.L

*F.A.I.L can be interchanged with fail*

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pocket slap

When you reach with your right hand into your left pocket and proceed to pull a backhand out of your pocket.

Usually done when you tell a person that you have something for them in your pocket and they think its a present or something.

Hey Alfonso I have something for you.

Really?

Ya hold on a sec.......Bam!! Pocket slap bizznatch!!!

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jolt cola

an adjective used to describe something amazing or something /someone very, very energetic.

commonly used in northern ohio

dude that kid got to stay home to play cod 4 modern warfare II !?!!!!!

thats funking jolt cola!!!!!!!!

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tank diesel

an adjective used to describe something thats amazing in bulk or as powerful as something that runs of diesel. or just used to describe something amazing.

used commonly in northern ohio

dude call of duty modern warfare II just came out!!!!
i know its funking tank diesel!!!!!!!

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