shemp

A euphemism for being an absolute fucking moron.

Person 1: *does something retarded*
Person 2: You fucking shemp

symp

Not to be confused with a simp, a symp (short for sympathizer) is a person who expresses irrational levels of sympathy or empathy towards something or someone, in order to draw attention, induce negative emotion or a reaction, victimize someone or themselves, gain a particular social leverage, etc.

Person 1: Dude, Matt's a massive simp
Person 2: A symp?
Person 1: Yeah, a simp
Person 2: Don't you mean a symp?
Person 1: Yeah, I said he was a simp
Person 2: I'm pretty sure you mean he's a symp
Person 1: No, he bought my fucking date