Deboned

When you have a boner, but then you see something horrible/unsexy that kill it. This cause a depression in most guys.

Today I was walking behind this blonde girl wearing a mini-skirt. For some reason, her skirt kept riding up, giving me a great view of her ass. Then her fat friend came by and walked next to her. She was wearing a very small tank top. Her backfat deboned me. God I'm so depress now.

Yesterday I was looking up porn when my mom called me on my phone. She deboned me and ruin my day.

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mindtrip

A place that marijuana brownies send you. A stronger mindtrip can be obtained by LSD, but brownies for these are harder to make.

See also the inner workings of the USA government, the inner meanings of Heart of Darkness, The Book of Relevations, any music by Jimi Hendrix, and any other mindblowing experience.

Note: drugs are not require to go on a mindtrip, but they help. All that is require is any concept that blow your mind.

We were discussing what the Book of Relevation actually means today in my religious studies class, but I ate some marijuana brownies right before class. Saint John sent me on an holy mindtrip today.

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