Byaw Dog

When you bang a politicians wife and tell her you're wearing a condom but cross your fingers behind your back

"We’re coming in South Carolina! And Oklahoma! And Arizona! And North Dakota! And New Mexico! We’re coming in California! And Texas! And New York! And we’re Coming in South Dakota! And Oregon! And Washington and Michigan! "BYAW DOG!"

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Zzyzx

A person who is dead, but still gains consciousness in an alternate reality where you cannot die. Basically doomed to live in limbo for eternity or until their next death where the process begins again. Also a popular street sign in Nevada.

I've become Zzyzx, ruler of all realities!

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