Splat

The past tense of split.

Ash- Hey Aydin what did you order?
Aydin- Oh, I splat the onion rings with Marijan

Froke

The past tense of freak.

My parents froke when I was still watching TV at 10:01 pm.

Pointed Tits of Sorrow

A female that has pointy tits pointing down. The suffix 'of Sorrow' relates the the tits pointing down to Hell and eternal sorrow.

In the movie Alexander, that chick that Colin Farrell has sex with has Pointed Tits of Sorrow.