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Rachel

Rachel, a kind, funny, sweet and lovely person. When I met her I was the loneliest person I knew. Also because becuase I didn't really KNOW anyone. Rachel was there, listening to me talking to myself. And thinking to herself, "Is she mental?" Well my personal answer is yes. Yes I am mental. But Rachel never gave up on me. No matter how drunk or mental I acted. She was a loving person and best friend. She stuck by me throughout the year. Hopefully she'll remember me by 6th grade. Probably will, just my mind. But just know that whenever life destroys you and no matter how empty your heart might seem, if you have a Rachel in your life, go to her and squeeze her until she can't breath. Well, actually only a I can do that but...yeah. I'm being nice here so just....SHUT UPPPP. She helped me with my anger too! And the slow clock! And...MY MENTALNESS! JK she didn't fix that yet. She will NEVERRRRRRR fix it. It only adds to my personality. Anyway we are talking about Rachel not me. But that's not all-and what? No more space? Okay! Well maybe next time.

Guy: Hmmmmm...
Me: *evesdropping*

Guy: I wonder...hey girl in the bushes!
Me: Wat.
Guy: Is Rachel single?
Me: Yes.
Guy: YES.
Me: Oh nuh uh little boy. You ain't laying a finger on her!

Guy: Excuse me?
Me: RACHEL HE PUNCHED ME!
Rachel: *turns her head like an owl*
Rachel: *walks over*
Me: Heh heh hehhhhhhhh
Rachel: *smack*
Guy: Owwwwwwww MOMMMYYYYYYYYYYY

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019


Best Friend

When you have a best friend, you know it. It's the feeling that never, EVER leaves you. A Best Friend is a person that can keep your secrets. And never let it get out. You can trust a Best Friend with anything. And when I say anything, I mean anything. A Best Friend is someone that you can run to, when having a problem. They will let you cry and try anything that they can to make you feel loved. A Best Friend is a person that's a friend, but upgraded by 1,000,000,000. A friend is bleh and a Best Friend is WOW. Let me say this, anyone is lucky to have a Best Friend like mine. Anyone.

Person: Hey Bailey? Are you okay?
Bailey: Yeah. I just got seated next to Luckxi. NOT Rachel...
P: You don't have to be with her ALL the time.
Bailey: DO TOO
P: Ugh. Best Friends.

by _CatLuver_ April 5, 2019


Life

A meaningless black hole. From birth to death, it's torcher. What makes me laugh is that you searched this up, looking for the meaning of life. There is NONE.

Life sucks.

by _CatLuver_ April 4, 2019