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When two gay men are having anal sex and one of the two shits on the other's dick.
"Aw geez, my penis is really smelly this morning. It's probably because my boyfriend skaplooed me last night."
A sex maneuver where an obese man un-consensually ejaculates into a womanâs ear.
My friend Wallace just performed the Nico Nut on his whale of a girlfriend!
When a male person is jacking off and their unnecessarily attractive mother comes in and finishes them off.
Wyatt was masturbating until his hot mom came in and performed the Wyatt Wank.
When a man's anal prolapse is so bad, it reaches his balls.
"Damn after that hard anal sesh last night, I got a mad matussy."