Tori

Tori is your average vsco girl. On days where she wants to reminisce for the old times, she puts her hair in a PAINFULLY high ponytail and gets herself a nice big donut from Starbucks. She will then proceed to take approximately eighteen thousand selfies, all of which are absolutely identical, and ask you to tell her which one to post on her private snap story. On the days that she's feeling the most like herself, she sits in the parking lot of a Yogurt Heaven, waiting for a pair of teenage boys to pull up and stare at her, only for her to turn around every three seconds and point out what appears to be obvious, "I think they might be looking at us haha." Tori is an expert at the G chord and the G chord only on a Walmart bought beginners plastic guitar. A prodigy if I ever saw one. Not to mention an inspiration to John Mayer himself. Tori is, to say the least, the reason we are all still alive. We live for Tori. In conclusion, go to Tori for spot on comparisons of people who appear to be drug addicts. <3 xoxo gossip girl

"Tori, E sharp isn't a note!!"
"Shh, I'm playing the Titanic music!!! Every night I see you, I taste you, I love you."

Clare

A mega, let me repeat, MEGA, chicken nugget scoon.

“Hey, have you seen Clare anywhere?”
“THAT chicken nugget scoon? Ha! She’s probably in CoSA, the scrub!”
“Ok. I’ll triple check the juul rooms, too. Who put all those toilets in there?”

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Aly

Aly can definitely be a music nerd. She is good at sports and too obsessed with words that start with the letter W. Very friendly and loves fish. Is incapable of beating Spencey. Loves Star Wars and Disney. And all movie series that take years to watch!

“Wow, Weird! Aly is Watching Star Wars drinking Water While Walking West playing Water music.”
“Dot dot dot question mark?”

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