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A badass motherfucker who smokes weed on a podcast with zero shits given. Elon also owns Space X, an autistic space company trying to fly to the red planet mars bar to colonise and house the planet...in 200 years. I wouldnât recommend messing with this cool ass mother fucker otherwise he will buy your unsuccessful company and make you say Asta La Vista to your whole lifes work.
Elon Musk: Steve Irwin was a legend.
Peta:He harmed animals and we donât appreciate that!
Also Peta:*deleted*
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A phone apple pulled from their arses and slapped on Face ID that only works within a 15cm radius, also the improved sket called siri is still as deaf as your gandma listening to that emo shit skrillex.
Person 1: Show how that great iphone x works!
Person 2: let me shit it out.
30👍 3👎
A shit excuse for your parents to eat cookies and drink wine, also it's just your dad smooching your mother not an overweight fat old man cheating on his wife.
Child: is santa claus coming?
Dad and Mum: Oh yeah ;)
A deaf sket on every fucking iphone including the iphone x which everyone with a braincell owns unless your parents force you to have a crappy Samsung. Oh yeah and on the latest Samsung Galaxies you have a slag who copied Steve Jobs homework and created Bixby.
Person 1: Hey Siri,
Siri: Texting Grandma âdie sketâ
Person 1: NOOOOOOOOO!
A deported brown immigrant who commited beastiality at the age of 8
DDDDDDora the monkey explorer!
14👍 7👎
Basically The Iphone X. Face Recognition, a decent Camera, And still better than an android phone.
Person 1:I really need an upgrade from my Iphone 6s!
Random Person: Get A HUAWEI PHONE! Theyâre topping apple!
Person 2: Wait, Iâll shit one out for you.
5👍 8👎