Vompa

(Adjective) : A more endearing version of the F word, and/ or a very extra gay person. . . . This vompa doing too much 🙄

Gay Person 1 : This vompa doing too much 🙄

Gay person 2: shut yo vompa self up
Straight Person: Ew you a Vompa?

Gay 1 and 2: ... 😐 .....kill him

Fucdge

the process in which you try to replace the word Fuck with fudge but end up being to late which results in fucdge.

(stubs toe)
"OW! FUC(notices parents)DGE.. hehe. said fudge, not Fucdge