Helseth

Helseth is a being of unknown decent with the purpose to bring the people of Earth both joy and pain. Going around the globe teaching the youth the most important skills imaginable. Although most find his presence to inflict pain upon the world, only the most knowledgeable see Helseth as God himself. Nobody truly understands who or what Helseth is, but what we do know is it is something not to be messed with, yet something we can all learn from.

It is time to pray for Helseth to come.

Thicc Pigeon

A morbidly obese person within the age of fourty five and above, who walks as though they have an atomic wedgie with arms pressed against the chest like a Tyrannosaurus rex.

“Did you see David today?”
“No, what happened?”
“He looks like a Thicc Pigeon”