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Poltergeist

Essentially the opposite of a ghosty. This is when you take a shit and the outcome is a long ordeal where no faeces seem to disappear between wipes. Other characteristics of a poltergeist may include: extreme stench, earth shattering flatulence and a complete redecoration of the porcelain.

Ryan: Are you alright Louis?
Louis: Not really Ryan, I just banished a poltergeist

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Jim: You might not want to go in there for a while boys, I just left a hideous poltergeist!

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Kell: Fuck me my arm aches, was in there half an hour dealing with a poltergeist!

by _jc_ January 25, 2014

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Abercrombie & Fitch

An elite line of clothing for the sophisticated casual clothes lover. Typically hated and shunned by goths, activists (of any type), geeks, polititians, Christians, and the like. AF models (brand reps) are known for blowing entire paychecks on that day's shipment and then ruining at least one shirt that night from cigarette burns and/or spilled drinks that are most likely not the fault of the wearer but of the incompetent bots around them who can't stick or hold thier liquor right.

That Abercrombie & Fitch cami is so hott.

by _jc_ September 27, 2006

25👍 47👎


Abecrombie & Fitch

An elite line of clothing for the sophisticated casual clothes lover. Typically hated and shunned by goths, activists (of any type), geeks, polititians, Christians, and the like. AF models (brand reps) are known for blowing entire paychecks on that day's shipment and then ruining at least one shirt that night from cigarette burns and/or spilled drinks that are most likely not the fault of the wearer but of the incompetent bots around them who can't stick or hold thier liquor right.

Ironically, the hate shown by the abovementioned only causes the popularity and eliteness to be accentuated.

That new Abecrombie & Fitch cashmere cami is so hott.

by _jc_ September 27, 2006

53👍 137👎