Lolzheimer's

a mental condition similar to dementia that occurs when you are really high. Symptoms include occasional memory lapses, confusion, emotional instability, and forgetting where you are or what you were doing.

Man 1: What are you doing with that cheeseburger in your pocket?
Man 2: Shit, I don't know... Damn! I've got Lolzheimer's again.

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reefering

1. a sly way to inform colleagues and friends that you plan on smoking
or
2. a subtle way to ask them if they are high.

Friend: What are you doing tonight?
You: Are you reefering to me?

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