hummingbird

a widely-used public toilet crapping method.

the hummingbird is the combination of a seat nest (lining of the toilet seat with toilet paper) and the person hovering over the nest as to not touch the seat. it is the highest level of sanitariness with regards to public toilets possible by humans, but requires high levels of quadricep strength and balance.

the toilet bowl was so dirty, making a nest wasn't enough. i performed a hummingbird to prevent getting crabs.

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