Whine Flu

Like the Swine Flu, but what you call somebody when they overly complain about being sick, mocking them. Usually when they freak out and panic over the tiniest cough, believing that they have swine flu.

Dude did you hear about Erica? She freaked out because she had a sore throat and now she thinks she has Swine Flu. If you ask me, she's got Whine Flu.

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Yawnbie

Like a Zombie, but with yawns; when one person yawns, the yawn will spread like a disease causing others to yawn too. zombie

Guy 1: *Yawn*
Guy 2: *also Yawn*
Guy 3: Run! Yawnbies!

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