man wine

Invented in 1866 by Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis to ease the sting of the Civil War, man wine is a made with two parts grape juice and one part rum. Fractions may be adjusted depending on the individuals taste but caution should be taken as the drinker most often ends up without pants on.

Davis - I can't believe we lost that war, pass me another glass of man wine.
Lee - Put your damn pants back on JD.