Gym

The place you get in car to go to but always end up in the McDonald's across the street.

Yah we all see you sweating but that's cause it's hot in that McDonald's and your fat isn't helping.

Stop lying to your wife about going, she knows you don't.

The reason we eat so much.

"Oh I'll just burn it off at the gym"-you
"You mean the drive to Golden Coral..."-me
"yah..."-you

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