slampig

a female who loves to have sex; under 13, they are called slampiglets

My girlfriend is quite a slampig.

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fluff

to have sex, in a cute way

These two rabbits fluffed each other yesterday.

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stretch arm strong

A great hardcore band that has its roots in both the Punk and metal.

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buckle

The act of releasing vile waste.

Be careful, Kyle just Buckled in there.

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'tard

Shortened version of "retard" (someone who is retarded).

Susie dropped her cafeteria tray? What a 'tard!

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MOSS

1. "Measure Of Software Similarity" (Berkely: 1994, 2003). A program used to detect plaigarism in programming homework assignments.
2. A deal between USC Judicial Affairs (student conduct) and Berkely to bring in money to USC and to increase the number of students accused of student conduct disorders and academic dishonesty. This will in turn boost the effectiveness rating of USC and its Judicial Affairs bureaucracy.
3. Total fucking bullshit.
4. MOSS my salad, bitch.
5. A lame excuse for professors to inflict misery on their students.
6. Proof that computers cannot make decisions effectively as humans.
7. As illogical in deciding who is cheating as the BCS is in deciding who should play in the national championship.
8. Invented by a bunch of lunatics who had nothing better to do than devise ways to inflict pain on others.
9. Invented by a bunch of losers who have no life.

I got sent to Judicial Affairs because MOSS said I was cheating. This is no different than saying I got a traffic ticket because a camera said so. Or that Oklahoma should play in the Sugar Bowl because the BCS said so.

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Lawn job

The female equivalent of a blow job.

I don't need a lawn mover to give me lady a lawn job.

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