herbsman

kind and gentle people who enjoy reeling in the days with their best friends while smoking large amounts of marijuana. they also sell it occasionally, and they always share

have you heard of Adam and Mike?
yeah dude, they started herbsman inc.

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rumaxing

The act of relaxing through drinking rum, as opposed to simply lounging about.

What are you doing this weekend?

Just sitting around and rumaxing.

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Ace of Spades

The sexual act of whacking your circumcised penis against someone's forehead thus leaving a mark in the shape of the head of the penis that resembles a spade. It's gotta be a circumcised penis tho. Otherwise it don't look right, trust me.

Then I gave her the "Ace of Spades" and it hurt because I whacked her skull too hard.

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chupta

Anyone from China, Japan, Korea, Vietnam, Laos, Malaysia, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Singapore, Cambodia.

UCLA's full of chuptas.

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tennis face

You know how most women in tennis have wicked bodies and ugly ass faces? Well, tennis face is a term used to describe a chick with a fine ass body, and the face of a man.

"From the back that girl looks fine, but she's really quite the tennis face."

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germany or florida

A game invented by the writers of Jimmy Kimmel Live, and is often played on Loveline by Adam Carolla. What happens is a story involving bizarre human behavior is read, at which point the hosts attempt to decide if the story was from Germany or Florida, which are the capitals of all that is disturbed and evil in the world.

"Last night on loveline, they played a GOF about a guy who ate his dog. Turns out, he was from Florida. Man, there are some f***ed up people there."

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A yank

when one pulls on his penis

i just yanked my chicken in my bedroom

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