townie

Townies are the scum of this earth they have the i.q of my goldfish and wear clothes not even worth looking at!There normal inhabitance is in your local town/vill innit!Where they spend their day trying to get their ass kicked by normal people!If you like burberry enough and support crappy nova cars and wear argos jewelry you are most definitley a townie.They have mastered their unique and rubbish language which involves words such as "come on then" and "innit" and "his missus has got a "nova gti" and also due to their incredible thickness they insist on insulting by swearing! remember they are the lowest lifeform on this planet do not fall down to their level become something worth doing!
townie and chav's think they are well ard

townies and chavs think they are well ard

10👍 4👎

f bomb

dropping the f-bomb is to take off ones verbal gloves and put on the bronze knuckles of swear words. To use the f-bomb is to tap into the ultimate source of power. Be careful young grasshopper, or the f-bomb may consume you.

Bitchass #1: "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NIGGA ASS!!!!!!"
Bitchass #2: "don't you unplug da fbomb like that bitch you preppy son of a bitch"

141👍 89👎

this is whack

messed up, unsual, more fucked up then usual

this shit is whack. This is Whack im leavin

55👍 18👎

artium

I crazy russian who is likely to rape someone and/ or something when he is older. Also has a hudge mole that probly holds a vidoe camara for russian spys

Cop: Did you rape that kangaroo
Kid: No What do you think I am An Artium?

5👍 17👎

mac on

To have sexual intercourse

They got their mac on last night

37👍 76👎

yaya

A big girl, typically Asian. Approximates the weight, beauty, and grace of a narwal.

There's this yaya in my AP Java class. I can barely fit in the room after she fills it up.

19👍 48👎

minkey

A girl monkey.

That chick is one crazy minkey.

117👍 207👎