Josh

The name Josh (short for Joshua) sprouts from its Hebrew meaning 'savior,' probably for the heroic aspects found in those who share the name. As of the most common names in the world, it has been featured in the top ten most common boy names multiple times. This is because many parents want their children to be in the 'Josh' elect. This 'Josh' elite populate the superior form of studly, chivalrous, sexy, creative, gregarious, altruistic, charismatic, manly men you will ever witness. They are the best of the best in all aspects of relationships and are considered inhumanly gifted lovers. You will know a true Josh when you find one. If you come into contact with one, bow down and show immediate respect. If you are a worthy suitor, prepare to be satisfied and pampered beyond your wildest dreams.

Him? That's a Josh. Quick! Bow down! For we are not worthy.

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