barney

An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

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Dossin

1. One of the most clueless, non-smart people in the world, His unexplainable actions and obsession with running is unparalleled.

2. Penis. See Synonyms: Peter, John.

"Dossin just shit his pants"

"Just grab my Dossin once, please?"

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freegift

vb.
To give someone a gift that you got for free (usually without telling them that it cost you nothing).

Ah, Nancy, you freegifted that necklace!

hotard

The state of being both a ho and a retard.

Damn, girl, you're a fucking hotard!

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smil

Shitty Moment In Life

i just rolled my car dude!

smil!

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diea

1. Hard Spanking, 2. Bondage Style Spanking

Wanna go have a nice diea?

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schlitzed

Drunk on cheap beer, such as Schlitz.

Your mom and I got schlitzed last night at my place.

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