January 1

Today is the day where you make new year’s resolutions that you will never complete and drop all of your old thots day.

Him: Why don’t you talk to me?

Me: it’s January 1 sorry dude

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January 6

Today is the day where if you have never put a finger up your butt, then you should try it.

Them: can you put a finger in my ass?

Me: it’s January 6 so why not

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