jellyfish vagina

the event in which a womans vagina has tentacles and the ability to suck anything and everything in a close distance from it, including the male genitalia.

PERSON1 "dude, where's my car?"
PERSON2 "i dont know, where'd you go last night?"
PERSON1 "oh, well i parked at @#$$##@@#'s house and went to get pizza.."
PERSON3 "oh shit man, you didnt know? @#$$##@@# has a jellyfish vagina..it's probably somewhere in her esophagus by now"

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