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Tori

Tori is, overall, the biggest bitch you will ever meet. She is a liar, a backstabber, and a fake friend. She has no rack, she thinks she can dance when she really just looks like a dying version of Happy Feet, and she looks like a walking skeleton. She thinks she's really cool, except she's a complete loser. Nobody likes her, but they're all afraid to leave her because she will try to make their life miserable if they do. Basically, she's going to grow up to be a cheap prostitute, and everyone will laugh.

Dude, I saw Tori yesterday. She's still a bitch, and she looks like a sperm bank.

by aabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzzzz May 30, 2011

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