bombastic booshkoos

it’s like bombastic side glance but it’s in a foreign language no one has ever heard of and better

pronounced boo-sh-koo-s. durr.

person: says something goofy

you: girl.. bombastic booshkoos.

shimwaggle

it can have a bunch of different meanings—

as a situation (usually a particularly ridiculous one)

an adjective, either to describe a friend that’s silly or unordinary or a significant other that’s very dear to one’s heart but also shares that silliness

this could be used in any case, depending on the context.

situation:

A: What are you guys arguing about?

S: She won’t remember a song I added to a playlist!

A: Imagine having a shimwaggle about this!

friend:

A: You’re such a silly shimwaggle!
J: Awh, thanks.

lover:

J: He’s my little shimwaggle. 💓
A: Cute!