ahmed g

his name is ahmed g becoz he’s an ahmed with the second initial as G, and he is also a hardcore alex g fan!!
ahmed g loves daxflame and rdr2, making him the coolest arab ever
he likes to make racist jokes against pakis 🙁

ahmed g is in love with aamna unfortunately

if you meet an ahmed, ask him about mac demarco. he will yap.

“did you see ahmed g’s new haircut??”
“haha yeah, he got a buzz. all of that hair growth for nothing my god”

val3rie

if your name is valerie you are the number #1 jeff buckley gatekeeper and sam fender enthusiast rahhh

girls named valerie are super cool and gorgeous and interesting and VERY funny !!
if you meet a valerie be very grateful becoz she’s one in a krillion😁💞

“omg i just met val3rie she’s so cool”

“ikr! i heard she likes inhaler, her taste in music is actually phenomenal! just saved her inhaler🫁 playlist and you should too”

allradiozerohead

an amazing talented turkish skibidi alpha with beautiful green brat hair💚💚💚

“i’m mutuals with allradiozerohead too!”
“really? i heard she’s going to the jpegmafia concert, we should tag along since she’s so cool and important!!”

ben_07w

ben_07w loves rex orange county and won’t shut up about it😁😁
his singing is absolutely beautiful and people who hear him sing collapse into a deep coma every time - it is both a gift and a curse…

this guy is a great friend and if you know ben you’re very lucky to have him!!!
he is also a northerner and forcefully pushes his slang onto the south

however, his only flaw is being from the north as he is so lovely and funny and gives the best advice!!! yay

“i met ben_07w on airbuds, he likes laufey and jeff buckley!”
“oh wow! i found his insta