Jayie

There are no faults in a Jayie. They are the sweetest, kindest, most charismatic people in the world. All Jayie's have an impeccable sense of style and are super artistic. Jayie's are super modest, they are always right, but only tells you when you really fucked up. Jayie's love cheese and buffalo wings, and are the most beautiful people in the world. Being friends with a Jayie is a breeze. She will always listen to you when you need to rant, and only slightly judges you. Jayie's positively radiate love and will make your day one million times better.

That girl is da bomb, she must be a Jayie.

Feks

A guy who just can’t keep his dick to himself. He really gets around and sleeps with WAY too many people.

The male version of a slut.

Person 1: Hey did you hear Ryan slept with Jasper?

Person 2: WHAT?! Ryan slept with ANOTHER person. Oh my god he’s such a feks!

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bloorixcontomerary

That moment when you realize you left a tampon in for 17 hours.

A total insufferable fuckwit moment.

Uterus 1: the little bitch is having a bloorixcontomerary. she better not kill me.
Uterus 2: lmao yeah. prepare to die