f⛎☪k

how to say fuck in roblox

xXepicgamerboygodXx: hey will chu be meh gorl

person: f⛎☪k off

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داد

when you're learning arabic with duolingo

if you take away the middle character it kinda looks like a pair of tits

guys look im fluent in arabic i can say داد

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he/him lesbian

a straight guy who wants to feel special

some guy: i only like girls
person: so you're het?
some guy: actually i am a he/him lesbian !!!! 😡😡😡

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drtwt

danganronpa fans on twitter that can usually be found arguing about whether or not somebody is gay despite the game being about teenagers forced to kill each other

stay away at all costs

u ever almost befriend somebody but then find out theyre on drtwt

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dinosaur train

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍

Once upon a time there was a mom 🤱
Her name was Mrs. Pterandon 🤩
Sitting on a nest she heard a scratching 🙉
OH BOY MY EGGS ARE HATCHING 😻😻🤩🤩
One by one her kids popped free 👶
Baby pteranodons, 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣ 🤩
ILL NAME YOU TINY 🤏 SHINY 💎 AND DON 🙄
But tiny said WAIT ✋ THERES ONE MORE MOM 😱
The last little baby was a different size 🥴
With teeth 🦷 a tail 🐈 and big green eyes 👁
He didnt look anything like the rest 😭
WHAT AM I DOING IN A PTERANDON NEST 😱😱😳😳🤔🤔
But dear old 🧓 mrs. pterandon said 🗣
This is your family 👪 and im your mom 🤰 we may be different 😔 but we're all creatures 🦖 all dinosaurs have different features 🤩
COME ON BUDDY WE'LL TAKE A VACATION 😼
ILL GET US A TICKET 🎟 AT PTERANDON STATION 🚉
WE'LL TRAVEL THE WORLD 🌎 IN SUNSHINE ☀ AND RAIN 🌧
AND MEET ALL THE SPECIES ON THE 🤩

DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍
WE'RE GONNA RIDE 😏 (ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏 ride 😏)
THE DINOSAUR 🦖 TRAIN 😍

mr pterandon from dinosaur train was a cuck before it was cool

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flatass

like fatass, but with super flat people

person a: which person in here haz the biggest boobs
person b: me ofc

person c: no fuck u ur flat af
person a: stfu flatass

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